A song about men trying to figure out women. When does flirting become too aggressive? An age old question with a moving target that men may never figure out.
lyrics
I finally figured out, after all these years;
Of deep soul searching, and too many beers.
If I ever want to make it, all the way to the end;
To hear some heavy breathing, instead of “Let’s be friends.”
That I need to mind my manners, and all that crap;
I need to sit pretty, with my hands in my lap.
I know it’s all a game, but if I wanna win;
Then I gotta act like, I don’t want to sin.
And why….Is what I ask myself
yeah why….Is what I ask myself
‘Cause I like women, they don’t like me.
Seems I’ve got too much spice in my recipe.
I started out on simmer, added too much heat.
‘Cause I like women, they just don’t like me.
Now the night’s still young, but I can hardly wait;
I look into her eyes, and tell her she looks great.
She smiles at me, with a twinkle in her eye;
I figure that’s my cue, and put my hand on her thigh.
Well she jumps up, and throws her drink in my face;
And says that I’m a pig, a complete disgrace.
I said, “Hey, what’s the problem, if you’d gone first;
You think I’d have flipped, and had a big outburst?”
And why….Is what I ask myself
yeah why….Is what I ask myself
‘Cause I like women, they don’t like me.
Seems I’ve got too much spice in my recipe.
I started out on simmer, added too much heat.
‘Cause I like women, they just don’t like me.
So again I’m sitting pretty, with my hands on my lap.
Trying to mind my manners, and all that crap.
I still don’t really get, why the big disguise.
‘Cause I can read your thoughts in your wanting eyes.
Well we all want the same thing, in the end, that’s why;
It doesn’t really matter, if you’re a girl or a guy.
So don’t get all offended, if I come on too fast;
‘Cause in the end I promise, that we’ll both have a blast.
And why….Is what I ask myself
yeah why….Is what I ask myself
‘Cause I like women, they don’t like me.
Seems I’ve got too much spice in my recipe.
I started out on simmer, added too much heat.
‘Cause I like women, they just don’t like me.
ColonBlow formed in 2006 when Ronney met Jimmy & Joe at a function. Ronney was already singing in a band, “Out of the
Cellar” while Jimmy and Joe had been playing in Jimmy's basement for awhile already. Soon they played parties and they had their first bar gig. It didn't take long before Ronney & Jimmy were collaborating on original song ideas and realized that they were quite catchy....more
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