Name: The Boobie Song
Duration: P00H03M02S
Description: A point blank statement of man's primal obsessions.

The Boobie Song

from Devil In Disguise by ColonBlow

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A point blank statement of man's primal obsessions.

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I’m an older man now, got nothin’ to hide
Gonna tell you about, something I’ve been keepin’ bottled up inside
See there’s something that I love, I dream of every night
I wish I had a bunch, I could keep them everywhere, always one in sight

Some women think that I stare too long
I just can’t resist, watching them bounce along

I love boobies! Yes I do
Call them jugs, cans, melons, call them whatever you please
God bless the twins! I love the number two
Love the way they feel when you give ‘em a squeeze

Such a lovely thing, that soft protrusion
Hat’s off to the designer, the nipple on top was a nice inclusion

I love all kinds of them, all sizes and shapes
Especially when its cold and they look like they got their own pair of grapes

I don’t really like those little ones like Kate Moss
I like those Brittany ones, covered in chocolate sauce

I love boobies! Yes I do
Call them jugs, cans, melons, call them whatever you please
God bless the twins! I love the number two
Love the way they feel when you give ‘em a squeeze

Went to the beach, saw lots of tan, sweaty things
Has to use some self-control, to keep from runnin’ ‘round pulling strings

I know I’m not the only guy, with hooters on his mind
If you wanna hang out, my address is in the state registry online

Some girls are wearing their chests all wrong
I wish they would create, a boobie-version of the thong

I love boobies! Yes I do
Call them jugs, cans, melons, call them whatever you please
God bless the twins! I love the number two
Love the way they feel when you give ‘em a squeeze

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from Devil In Disguise, released April 6, 2010

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ColonBlow Monmouth, Maine

ColonBlow formed in 2006 when Ronney met Jimmy & Joe at a function. Ronney was already singing in a band, “Out of the Cellar” while Jimmy and Joe had been playing in Jimmy's basement for awhile already. Soon they played parties and they had their first bar gig. It didn't take long before Ronney & Jimmy were collaborating on original song ideas and realized that they were quite catchy. ... more

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