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The Taco Song

from Devil In Disguise by ColonBlow

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A late night party song of questionable taste.

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I saw this giant taco It let out a loud quif
It had a funky odor Was it chicken or beef?
If I went inside the taco What would I likely find?
Maybe some re-fried beans Coming out from behind

I wondered if the taco had a lot of cheese
And if salsa comes out where it usually pees
Would the shell be crunchy Or would it be soft and white
I guess I’ll never know unless I take a bite
Show me your taco Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco Make that thing dance

This great juicy taco Is much more than a snack
It’s certainly much tastier than fries and a Big Mac
A man enjoys the taco Much more than any girl
If she had to eat one She’d probably want to hurl

A taco to a man is a tasty little dish
But you had better beware if the taco smells like fish
Don’t call it a bearded clam or even a camel toe
“Taco” is it’s name and it’s best friend is Joe

Show me your taco Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco Make that thing dance

So hail to the taco Bow down and give it praise
Maybe give it a little lick or Just a long and loving gaze
Front taco or back taco Each has its own appeal
The front has built in floss When you finish the meal

Oh, taco, taco, you’re funny when you dance
You make all the woodies bust right out their pants
I love it 'cause it's flexible Even when it bends
Oh, big puffy taco you’re my best friend

Show me your taco Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco Make that thing dance

Show me your taco Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco Make that thing dance

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from Devil In Disguise, released April 6, 2010

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ColonBlow Monmouth, Maine

ColonBlow formed in 2006 when Ronney met Jimmy & Joe at a function. Ronney was already singing in a band, “Out of the Cellar” while Jimmy and Joe had been playing in Jimmy's basement for awhile already. Soon they played parties and they had their first bar gig. It didn't take long before Ronney & Jimmy were collaborating on original song ideas and realized that they were quite catchy. ... more

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